HULK SMASHIN' BLINKER HAZE

This here story/tale/legend is about a time when the big green gentleman/bruiser/behemoth, the Hulk, was in a real pickle/predicament/bind. See, there was this whole lotta smog/fog/haze hangin' around that made things real blurry/confusing/muddy. The Hulk, he didn't know what to do/was gettin' all riled up/couldn't see straight, and started smashin

Well gang, get ready to see the craziest show on earth! It's our pal the Jade Colossus and he's gone bonkers on the blinkers. This time won't believe your eyes. Those little lights are gonna be work overtime faster than a jackrabbit on caffeine. Get ready 'cause this is one display you won't wanna forget. Road trip, anyone? Prepare for blinding